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I hear there are debates that go on about how sex might be with a superhero.
Superman - Faster than a speeding bullet. Sperm like a bullet. You'll probably die on impact.
Harley Quinn - If you're not the Joker, her heart won't be in it, so expect to be disappointed.
Bruce Banner - Don't make him angry.
Jean Grey - Either tender or death.
The Joker - Really wild, but you probably won't arrive because it was all a joke to him.
Catwoman - She's probably flexible, but she'll just use you.
Ironman - Tony is all about himself so you'll probably be disappointed.
Wonder Woman - Prepare to be submissive.
Wolverine - He'll probably ghost you unless your name is Jean Grey.
Poison Ivy - Itchy or a lot of bondage. Maybe both.
Cyclops - You might die. Things happen and it would only take a second for his glasses to come off unexpectedly. Also, who does it with their glasses on anyway?
R~

I hear there are debates that go on about how sex might be with a superhero.
Superman - Faster than a speeding bullet. Sperm like a bullet. You'll probably die on impact.
Harley Quinn - If you're not the Joker, her heart won't be in it, so expect to be disappointed.
Bruce Banner - Don't make him angry.
Jean Grey - Either tender or death.
The Joker - Really wild, but you probably won't arrive because it was all a joke to him.
Catwoman - She's probably flexible, but she'll just use you.
Ironman - Tony is all about himself so you'll probably be disappointed.
Wonder Woman - Prepare to be submissive.
Wolverine - He'll probably ghost you unless your name is Jean Grey.
Poison Ivy - Itchy or a lot of bondage. Maybe both.
Cyclops - You might die. Things happen and it would only take a second for his glasses to come off unexpectedly. Also, who does it with their glasses on anyway?
R~