Funny Friday - Some Bad Jokes

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I think it apropos to mix it up a bit on this Friday before Hallowe'en. Here are a few Laffy Taffy jokes from the wrappers off the candy I've been snacking on this week:

Q: What did the crop say to the farmer?
A: Why are you always picking on me?

Q: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?
A: They'd quack up.

Q: What does a television have in common with a rabbit?
A: Its ears.

Q: Do you know what Mary had when she went to dinner?
A: Everyone knows Mary had a little lamb.

Q: What did one penny say to the other?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.

I'm now picturing abusive farmers, ducks falling from the sky, bloody ears atop a TV set, Mary butchering her little lamb, and some really naughty pennies. These were on candy wrappers made for children!

It's a strange world we live in.

Speaking of strange, is anyone else excited for the return of Stranger Things tonight? I'm looking forward to finding out what happened to Eleven the most.

Guid cheerio the nou,
R~

2024 - Week 5

It was still January for most of this week, a.k.a. The Neverending Month. Then it became February! Each month, I do pull a card from my Music Oracles deck. Last month was Bob Marley. February's card is Nina Simone. A piano playing rebel & multiple genre legend will hopefully make for a phenomenal month ahead. I still haven't done a goals post for 2024. January was a lot. My goals for this year are: - Complete Sparker and query agents. - Complete The Curse of... and submit it to a screenplay contest. - Complete the declutter of Tiny Condo. - Blog at least once per week. - Cross train for curling and softball. - Learn piano. - Self-care with crafts, reading, gaming, and sports. I've tweaked my schedule to make this happen. I'd also like a partner, but I feel weird about setting it as a goal.

Frisky Friday - Maple Syrup Porn

[caption id="attachment_10523" align="alignright" width="300"] Image created using Bitmoji[/caption] While delving into some Canadian film history this week, I learned that there is a thing called Maple Syrup Porn. I laughed when I read the term. I thought, "Is our adult film industry really called Maple Syrup Porn?" It's not. Some is Canadian, but it mostly refers to getting around censorship of sex. It was not only common in Quebec due to religion, but several places in the US. You can read more about it here . If you're looking to heat things up this weekend, consider a sweet old film from the early days of the sexual revolution. Maybe even drizzle a little syrup on your partner ;) Guid cheerio the nou, R~

2025 Goals Post

Image by Mohamed Hassan on Pixabay. The theme I have chosen for 2025 is: No Bullshit My goals for 2025 are to: 1. Continue making my condo more cozy and comfortable through decluttering and home projects. - Bookshelf Modification - Entranceway Refresh - Fix the leaky tap in the kitchen - Doors - Bedroom Closet Opening 2. Write more. - Cyberfunk 3000 - Sparker - Blog at least once weekly 3. Read more. 4. Make more time for music through learning, performing, and concerts. - Choir - Fender Play - Ableton - Music theory course 5. Continue my fitness journey. - Softball - Curling - Tap dance - Skating - Walking - Fitness Challenges 6. Continue walking the druidic path through spiritual studies and research with the goal of achieving a Bard level. 7. Take a trip. 8. Continue improving my drawing skills and complete some crafting projects. - Procreate course - Fairy Cross-Stitch - Wolf Cross-Stitch - Summer Quilt - Goth Quilt - Kiki's Magic Emporium Miniature Kit - En...

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